I monitor several e-mail addresses from multiple sites. I get a lot of junk mail, some of it slips through the filters, like this one... but at least this one was entertaining...
Hello my friend!
I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, if medicine prices here (http://someHKsite) are bad.
Look, the site and call me 1-800 if its wrong..
My dog and I are still alive :)